cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

dangerhamster:

British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

spookyegberts:

snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn  A BOR T FUCLKGJI N mISSION GODDAMMIT

meet the blogger

Name: Olivia Andromeda
Height: 5ft 6 1/2
Eye Color: hazel, changes from more brown to more green to more gold/yellow
Birthday: October 1st
Favourite color: Purple 
Best school subject(s): uhhhhh
Mac or PC: Mac
Current shirt color: Black
Day or night: night definitely.
Celebrity crush: WHOOOO WEEE where do I start let’s go with Tyler Hoechlin as the first one? then probably Dylan O’Brien, or maybe they’re in the same slot, and then…. A long list. A long, long fucking list.
Food: French fries. Curly fries, waffle fries, I don’t care. Hand me a deep fried potato and I will love you forever.

can someone just
have sex with me
ok
thanks

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